This may be the best book about paddle-boards and telepathic cows ever written.
"A solid belly laugh at every page turn. Outrageously funny."
The Sydney Morning Herald
"Thorne's best book since Wrap It In a Bit of Cheese Like You're Tricking the Dog."
An all new adventure featuring Carl the telepathic cow and his best friend Steven, a sentient packet of chewing gum. Join them as they swim in shark-infested creeks, base jump from the world’s tallest hill, and spend the night in an abandoned house said to be haunted by Taylor Swift.